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First things first...I'd have to buy a new pair of shorts.
Next, determine the series.
Next, open one pack, smell the cards.
Next, put band-aid on finger due to risk of handling such razor sharp cards.
Next, give the gum to my annoying neighbor's kids to chew.
Next, open another pack.
Next, another pair of shorts.
Next, can't stop ripping packs.
Next, get them graded and consign them.
Next, as Rhett wrote, consign a few boxes every 3 to 5 years.

Repeat.

That was fun.