Even if you like the look of dirty gold borders, and even if you like a ton of peripheral art on the front of your baseball card, and even if you like a set full of nothing more than floating heads with baseball caps on them, then how can you stand the huge numbers of ugly heads?
Can you tell which one's the actual catfish?
"Baseball cards rule!"
"Uh huh huh, h-uh huh uh heh heh huh... you said 'ball'!"
"I'm cranky! And I blame you!"
"Have big ears and pursed lips I do."