HI EVERYBODY I WOULD LIKE TO BE OFFERING TO SALE FOR YOU AT THIS TIME A VERY LOVELY-- er, I mean, Hi everybody I would like to be offering for sale to you good people at this time a very lovely autograph of: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm it has the authentic certifications that everybody wants and I promise that it's really really real because my mommy and daddy taught me to be only honest and never tell a lie because it is wrong to fib so I will take offers of cash which is just as good as money so start the bidding now and serious bidders only please unless you have a really really good sense of humor (humour).
