OMG
This is bad news with all the talk recently about the supposed ill effects of Cheetos, that may result in banning the product.
We're doomed ... as Oklahoma and contiguous states would no doubt be overrun with crazed Kangaroo parents knocking down walls in search of the last Cheeto in your local Seven-Eleven or Truck Stop, everywhere in the continental US.
Apart from the ruin inflicted on our infrastructure, consider for a moment the legal ramifications of such activity.
Defense attorneys on Pogo sticks, and kangaroo courts everywhere.
