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Originally Posted by Bocabirdman
I am just trying to envision the artistic process. Imagine the seller, bag of rich, black potting soil at hand, admiring his crease-work and turning to his better half (she'd have to be better, wouldn't she?) and asking, "Hon, do these look a hundred years old to you?".
In order to stay competitive in the cutthroat world of condiment collectables, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do........ 
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Or: "Ok Hon, back up the car again, ok go forward, now back up again, ok one more time, but try to peel out a little.....Ok perfect....