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Originally Posted by JimStinson
Thats funny ! reminds me of joke about the two guys selling apples on the corner , one guy's sign reads "Apples 25 cents each" and the other guys sign reads "Apples One Million dollars each" , so the 25 cent guy walks across the street and asks him why his apples are so expensive and the guy says "I only have to sell ONE"
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Reminds me of the joke about the guy sitting on a fence snapping his fingers. Another guy walks up and asks him what he is doing. He says, I am keeping the elephants away. The guy that walked up says, there aren't any elephants within 5000 miles of here. Guy on the fence says "It's working".