I’ve been traveling for a bit and my wife tells me this story is a few days old, but I just heard it. Holy smokes. She said, “I hate to even send the link of this story to you – it’ll send you over the edge.”
http://www.pri.org/stories/arts-ente...ain-11245.html
The best part of this particular version of the story is how the writer refers to the 80-year-old woman as the "culprit."
Sad that it's ruined, but I guess sometimes you just have to shrug and laugh it off.