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Originally Posted by calvindog
Except "you" don't win cases. Maybe if you had a pair of balls and actually stood in front of a federal jury sometime and won a case you could pass some judgment.
And maybe if you spent more time actually working at your job instead of sniffing my underwear you'd be able to afford to bet more than $32.
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With any luck, I will never stand in front of a federal jury. I can think of fewer places where I'd like to spend any less time -- either as a career choice or as a defendant.
You sure like to focus on "winning cases." Would you say that you're a "winner"? Do you stare blankly at the ceiling each night reminding yourself of that? Or do you just keep clicking refresh on your home page?
I am hoping for my big break soon. To finally get in that "win" column. Do you have any advice for a poor lawyer who is down on his luck? I'm starting a case about a parking ticket tomorrow. Any helpful tips before my big day?