And you know you've been married a while
 

When your wife comes home from being out of town for a week and finds a pair of pantyhose and knows that you have been using them to get the wax off the front of 1960s Topps commons.

When you're texting with someone at 2am but she knows it's just an auction night.

What are you wearing "Jake, from State Farm"?

Get a package/letter in the mail from a woman. She just asks what Wade Boggs thing did you buy now. Thats how it works at my house anyway.:D

When she asks if you REALLY need yet another Ty Cobb card and then mentions how much she would like a new car.

When you catch her at 2am scrolling through VCP with a list of cards from your collection.

I had an agreement with my wife that if I wanted to spend over $200.00 on cards, that I would ask her if it was ok. She handled our money. She always said yes. Because it made me happy. Bless her soul. :o

Wouldn’t that be more appropriate for “And how you know you’re about to get divorced”? :)

When you tell her you picked up another Hooker and she asks if it's the T206, T209, or T210.