Why did Pavlov have such great hair?
 

He conditioned it.

I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud my sophomore year.

However, the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung.

Jumping off a Paris bridge will make you in Seine.

Pavlov? Hmm...doesn't ring a bell.

Why did Pavlov have such great hair?
 

Why can't you hear psychologists weeing? Because the p is silent.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

And the dyslexic agnostic insomniac ?

He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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René Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says …. Hey Rene want a beer? Descartes says … “ I think not…” and POOF he disappears!

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take ten sessions.