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ullmandds 07-19-2022 01:46 PM

Slabs are like Bras/OT
 
Slabs are to cards...as bras are to boobs. right?

slabs protect the card...bras protect the boobs.

slabs "present" the cards...as bras "present" the boobs...right?

Every guy I know loves a nice pair of boobs...we don't talk about the bras?

So why does the slab matter so much...to so many????

Peter_Spaeth 07-19-2022 01:50 PM

That you acknowledge it's OT suggests you haven't entirely lost your mind.:cool:

BobbyStrawberry 07-19-2022 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ullmandds (Post 2243952)
Slabs are to cards...as bras are to boobs. right?

slabs protect the card...bras protect the boobs.

slabs "present" the cards...as bras "present" the boobs...right?

Every guy I know loves a nice pair of boobs...we don't talk about the bras?

So why does the slab matter so much...to so many????

Do they make bras that disclose "Authentic Altered"?

jthorst75 07-19-2022 01:55 PM

I prefer big slabs myself; pre-2004 for legality purposes

HOF Auto Rookies 07-19-2022 01:57 PM

You left out cup size and grades?!

jthorst75 07-19-2022 02:03 PM

Definitely more than an "A"

G1911 07-19-2022 02:41 PM

This feels more like a 1am post than a 1pm topic.

Peter_Spaeth 07-19-2022 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G1911 (Post 2243971)
This feels more like a 1am post than a 1pm topic.

Some start early in the day.

mrreality68 07-19-2022 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobbyStrawberry (Post 2243954)
Do they make bras that disclose "Authentic Altered"?

sadly some do and both sometimes needs proof of authenticity

JustinD 07-19-2022 02:52 PM

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pitchernut 07-19-2022 03:03 PM

Bra's are meant for support, just like TPC's are for mental support:D

bnorth 07-19-2022 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitchernut (Post 2243978)
Bra's are meant for support, just like TPC's are for mental support:D

LOL, you win the thread.:D:D:D

SteveS 07-19-2022 03:26 PM

I can't tell you how many times I've been busted checking out the flips too closely.

oldjudge 07-19-2022 03:33 PM

Is this something you’ve been thinking about for a while or did it just pop into your head, and in either case why do you think this is appropriate for a vintage baseball chat board?

irishdenny 07-19-2022 04:21 PM

If You Bagged them so not to see the entirety of the Boobs,
then whats to Like :D

JollyElm 07-19-2022 04:31 PM

Slabs for oversized cards are known as 'Dolly Partons.'

Wanaselja 07-19-2022 05:25 PM

At first they seem impossible to get open but you eventually get the hang of it.

ullmandds 07-19-2022 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by oldjudge (Post 2243990)
Is this something you’ve been thinking about for a while or did it just pop into your head, and in either case why do you think this is appropriate for a vintage baseball chat board?

sorry Jay if I offended...it just popped into my head...hearing people on facebook talk incessantly about how great this slab is vs that slab...seems kinda silly to me thats all...thought it might provide some comic relief with all the crapola going on in the world right now.

wazoo 07-19-2022 06:05 PM

I still don’t know how to take either off

Mark17 07-19-2022 06:25 PM

The ones with the biggest numbers are best, and the price guys will pay can almost double with each incremental increase.

Tom S. 07-19-2022 06:50 PM

Because every thread should have a gratuitous Seinfeld reference... :rolleyes:

https://www.collectorfocus.com/image...eous/81459/bro

butchie_t 07-19-2022 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JollyElm (Post 2244003)
Slabs for oversized cards are known as 'Dolly Partons.'

Seems that ‘Morganna’ would be much more accurate….historically speaking. :cool:

Butch.


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