How to handle the BST scammers...
 

...waste their time!

French Connection
 

Always ask this:

“Do you still pick your toes in Poughkeepsie?”

Depending on the answer, I’ll determine whether to proceed.

Popeye Doyle … he won’t be scammed.

I thought the answer was shove a live snake up their butts.

But I could be wrong. Though very creative.