Mr. MLB Potato Head...
 

Whenever Don Mossi is mentioned, the talk invariably becomes exclusively about his gargantuan ears...

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But what other players have noticeably aberrant physical traits that are just as jarring as Mr. Mossi's lugholes??

I'll start it with Ed Brinkman. Ole Necky McGee...

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I wonder if a DNA Ancestry test was done on the Brinkman clan, would it point to the Kayan people of Myanmar??

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And to the other extreme....

Any Wally moon unibrown

52 Clyde king...

Yogi could scare them all up a tree.

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When Yogi Berra joined the Yankees in 1946 he was introduced to Spud Chandler, who reportedly remarked afterward, “My God, they found one uglier than Keller.”

"So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face." - Yogi Berra

A sight to behold: The Myanmar lady batting, Mossi pitching, Yogi catching and Brinkman fielding. As Dick Enberg would say, "Oh my!"

It sure would be easy to throw one under her chin, huh?

If she fell asleep near the bat rack, someone might unwittingly grab her and start taking practice swings.