Some of my favorite quotes:
 

“Hey Lord… Whatever I done… Don’t strike me blind for another couple ah minutes.” – George Kennedy as Dragline in ‘Cool-Hand Luke’

“…and I’m gonna be that way ‘til I’m a DEAD old man.” – Red Foxx as Fred Stanford in ‘Sanford and Son’ responding to his son Lamont calling him a dirty old man.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
Casey Stengel

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra

Never make predictions, especially about the future.
Casey Stengel

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
Casey Stengel

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra

"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian." – Pat Paulsen

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