"Forgotten" Johnson
 

I have been holding this Johnson, hands at chest, for a few months now for a fellow member. Which I have no problem doing. However, unfortunately, I have deleted the email and forgot who I was holding it for. We'll hold off on senility and dangling participle jokes for now .... :rolleyes:

If "you're" out there and still want card, please email me: mybuddyinc@yahoo.com

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Thanks, Scott

Man how could I have forgotten :rolleyes:

I'm collecting this back run, but it wasn't me. Just wanted to mention since I'd be a likely candidate for being interested in this pose.

Good luck finding the person though!

Cheers,
Steve

It wasn't me, .............. I think???

Forget grammar and senility jokes, this is the gem right here:

:D

Jonesing on the Johnson
 

And with hands at the chest...time to contact the Guinness Book of World Records. And anyway you are supposed to seek medical attention after four hours.

Brian

I owned this one for a few years!

How bout those who don't own a Johnson period Steve :(

Not having a Johnson could prove problematic.

I see what you did there ! :D

I have a very strict policy: I will NOT allow other board members to hold my Johnson, nor will I hold their Johnsons.

It avoids these types of awkward situations.

Therefore, I know that this one can't be mine.

HAHA -- forgot about impending "Johnson" jokes :):)

All is now fine --- I have found the "member" :rolleyes:

Scott I'm glad that you found your member :)

Too much Patron
 

This brings back memories of the time when I drank too much Patron, wanted to look at my cards and for some reason decided to pull out my Johnson. The next day when I couldn't remember where I stuck my Johnson the night before I was so scared. I can't tell you the relief I felt when I learned I had at least put it in a protective sleeve and put it in the same nice and cozy space it had been so many times before. That could have been a very costly mistake. Years later me and my Johnson are still together but I'm very careful where I put him now. Let this be a lesson to you all.