If the USPS had sponsored Obaks,
 

slogans on the backs might have been different.

THE VINTAGE DELIVERY TEAM

TRACKING FOR YOUR PACKING

SHIP MORE - DOOR TO DOOR

WE KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE

ON THE GO IN RAIN, SLEET OR SNOW

YOUR PACKAGE IS OUR PRIORITY

WE COLLECT AUTOGRAPHS TOO

WE'RE NEVER OUT OF SORTS

ONE MORE "S" THAN UPS

GO POSTAL ON YOUR NEXT SHIP

That's ten to get started. Add yours.

Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit about shipping....and a company that takes the blame for when you ship late.

^^^ I laughed out loud at that one.

How about:

4-6 BUSINESS MONTHS GUARANTEED

I'd keep this one from 1910
 

Distinctive

You don't have to mention why...just "distinctive"...

Obak slogans
 

Losing your packages for the past 200 years.

Where "guaranteed overnight" is just a suggestion.

Play our new game of 'delivery roulette".

"Fragile" is french for Punt

Helping you meet new friends by misdelivering your neighbors mail.

Your mail may be entering the "twilight zone".

Free tracking for the first 10 minutes.

Where your mail may move 1000's of miles back and forth across the country for only 49 cents.

Now serving lunch while you wait in the endless line.

When we say it's "Delivered"
It's always technically true
Your package arrived somewhere
Even if it's not with you

GREETiNGS FROM THE KEARNY SORT FACILITY

INCONVENIENT, INSENSIBLE

USPS Obak Throwback Marketing Campaign with a swagger, utilizing existing slogans:

None Better
Always A Pleasure
A New Standard
Convenient Sensible
Just Right
Immensely Popular

With a slight adjustment:

Stands The Test
Everyone Satisfied
We Excel
The Story In Shipping

Brian

The US Postal Service...

Kinda, Sorta Faster Than The Pony Express

Let Your Packages See The World!

From Chicago to Milwaukee In 10 Days; With A Stop In Des Moines

I tried to keep it somewhat positive yesterday