Misnomers
 

I just found out that a male "camel toe" is called a "frog eye". You learn something new everyday. It got me to thinking that we call those that alter cards "card doctors". I think that is a misnomer. Not to mention insulting to doctors. I therefore would like to refer to those that were previously known as "card doctors" as "card quacks" or "card croakers". As you can see I have a lot of time on my hands so I'm off to tackle that whole cold fusion thing and to work on my manifesto. :D Dave.

Whoa is me
 

Dave,

So I'm a croaker, eh?:eek:

I've been called worse I guess.:D

I do not suffer from onomatopoeia:confused:

and at least I'm not an oxymoron.;)

Hey marm ....."Whoa is me"? Is someone pulling back on your reins or are you dismayed?..... "Woe is me.". :D

Whoa was an intentional response to Dave's slander. I'm a card doctor and proud of it.:):):);)

Maybe I should have clarified by saying, "Whoa Dave, woe is me."

Now I'm pissed at you for suggesting the 'marm erred. Shame on you.

Also, "Whoa" in an Hawaiian word. Very appropo!:)