An open letter . . .
 

to whoever is bidding on the two lots I intend on winning from REA: You should stop with this silliness. They will be mine. I don't have to tell you what lots they are, you know. Surely you can tell by my tone that bidding against me will be futile. Save us both the time and money and go home. Thank you.

Please explain how the underbidder saves money by not winning. What are you talking about?

Rant?
 

Josh,
This sounds a bit like a rant.........:p
BTW, before you kill my wife and children, I'm not the underbidder....:D

Its cool Scott, you aren't on my list! ;)

That sounds more like a challenge to the underbidder to run up the price on you whether he wins it or not. A bit counter-productive, if you ask me. Well, counter-productive for you anyway. Very productive for the auction house and consignor :p

I just hit a slot machine at Foxwoods. I bid 60 million $$$$$$$$$$$ for the whole auction. Top that. :)

good lord did anyone check out his profile. ATTORNEY. need i say more.

I can guarantee I will never be on your hit list - I only swim with the little fishes!:D