Ask seller a question
 

Q: hi, would you consider ending auction early and at what price. I'm interested but poor. thanx so much.
A: Oh, I am so sorry that you are poor, but I am going crazy with joy that you want to spend the last dollars in your wallet on my baseball cards. Thank You for asking, I'm waiting for your bid.

Had to laugh when I saw this on Ebay this afternoon.

Last week I had an ebayer demanding my home address...I asked him why he wanted my address and he told me that he needed it so he could send me a money order. I told him that if he wins the auction then and only then would I give him my address...about three hours before the auction ended he emailed me saying he won the auction and he needed my address...I emailed him back and told him that the auction wasn't over...when it ended and he actually did win it I put my address on the invoice..sure enough I got another email in ALL CAPS demanding my home address so he could send a money order. This guy has 280 positive feedbacks so I'm not sure why he doesn't understand how ebay works yet.

The only questions I ever get asked are "will you ship to Canada" and "will you accept a check?"

There afraid of you. They know your from Brooklyn.

i recently got an email from a buy who was advising me that my minimum was too high because some unrelated item had a .99 minimum.

I recently received this from some nut-job regarding a 1969 Mets Game 5 Ticket & Photo combo that I have listed...

"What would be MORE exciting and make the ultimate gift is lots and lots of PHILLIES MEMORABILIA!!! Plus, it sells like wildfire. Mets are very OLD NEWS but I wish you luck anyway."