Crap!! I'm in a bind!!!!
 

I desperately need advice!!!!! Please!!! Please!!! Do I break out and ruin the jewel of my autograph collection...or do I pray the scant few squares I have left from Costco last until the panic ends??????????

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I have a similar roll, but mine is signed in brown ink!!

No panic here, I have plenty of 1990 Donruss

I hope they still don’t have sharp corners! :D

Oh yeah.
 

I prefer 1987 Topps - they are much more squeezable soft.

I also have one of those Ruth TP rolls - Coach's corner said it was one of a kind!!

😇😇😇😇😝😝😝😝😝

Crap!! I'm in a bind!!!!
 

Very clever, Darren.

I might be interested in, but can't tell from the pictures, is that 2-ply?

This gives me an idea. Maybe I should offer a free roll of toilet paper to my ebay listings...

Some ebay/AH listings need toilet paper they are so full of it.:D

A little levity is just what we need.

Darren, you realize that autographed roll isn't worth a damn until you get Spence or someone like that to give you the LOA for it.

game used?....

Using the Astros cards first, out of spite.

If you’re still in a bind (bound up) you have no dilemma😀

PSA grade it
 

PSA grade it for top dollar Value
Roll looks Minty and UN trimmed
how ever it will come back Authentic (MK)
not the kind of a qualifier you want to see on a Roll of Toilet Tissue

Well done. Love the clever humor. Thank you.

One of the best lines is from a buddy of mine, although I’d like to take credit.

“The people who are hoarding toilet paper should also visit the family planning section of the same store.”

Just use the other side!

Um...I deliberately used the words "Crap" and "bind" in the title, you know, to add a little spice to the gumbo. Guess I should be disappointed that it wasn't picked up on by some. Oh well.

I picked this up on eBay. Would let it go for the right money if you really get in a bind.

Eliminator and PSA 10 Quilted Northern... Coincidence?:D

At face value yes, however, my handle is actually a power boat that I used to own. It was a crazy ride!!!!

Think corn cobs,

TP hoarding
 

I gave an unautographed roll of TP to someone this morning as a joke.

And a random card...not shown lately :) Still waiting for the before pictures :eek: (knock on wood, LOL)

https://luckeycards.com/pe901youngpsa2a2.jpg

Would be difficult to authenticate without having knowledge of Ruth's use characteristics. However, if you had a photo match.....