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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Bob C</b><p>Ok, it is OT but it is game used, after all.<br>The world has gone mad.<br><br><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/OWN-TISSUE-FROM-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-SAM-JACKSON_W0QQitemZ220331665273QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH _DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220331665273&_trksid =p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C6 5%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7 C294%3A50" target="_new" rel="nofollow">http://cgi.ebay.com/OWN-TISSUE-FROM-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-SAM-JACKSON_W0QQitemZ220331665273QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH _DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220331665273&_trksid =p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C6 5%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7 C294%3A50</a><br><br>
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Matt</b><p>All that's missing is someone to cut the tissue up in to tiny pieces and insert them into cards. Let's hope it's double ply!
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Brian Weisner</b><p><br> Then you can spare a square... and double your money.<br><br> Be well Brian<br><br><br>
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Anthony S.</b><p>DNA. You could build your own Scarlett Johansson. And really, who hasn't tried.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>leon</b><p>Now we have "backbone", "armpit", and "nosecavity" collectors.....I wonder if PSA would grade the snot, or at least the snotty tissue?
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>boxingcardman</b><p>If anyone had taken home the Kleenex and was offering it seriously, that would be bizarre. My guess is that whoever buys it will end up mentioned in the press. I would not be surprised to see a business end up with it and use the resulting free publicity as cheap advertising, as has been done in the past with other bizarre items sold on ebay. <br><br>Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Tom Boblitt</b><p>I went EXACTLY where you did...........who WOULDN'T want their own Scarlet Johanssen (sp?).
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Jim VB</b><p>I'm not quite sure why, but I find it a bit uneasy when a group of men, who collect little, old, pieces of cardboard with pictures of men on them, ridicule the collecting habits of others. (Even one as seemingly strange as this one.) <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif"><br><br>Edited to add smiley so everyone knows I'm kidding.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>davidcycleback</b><p>Should be properly disinfected, as the nose is one of the primary sources of MRSA and other 'superbugs' that were the surgical problems for folks like Tom Brady, Kellen Winslow Jr and Barry Bonds.<br><br>My cable has a 24 hour University of Washington channel, and about half the shows are medical school lectures. One more orthopaedics lecture and I'll be ready to do spinal surgery.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Matt</b><p>Jim - if someone were collecting her shoes or purses she once used - I'd tend to agree agree, but we're talking about collecting bodily discharge here.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Bob Pomilla</b><p>It could have been worse.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>leon</b><p>With all due respect and nothing personal but really....If we can't make fun of someone buying a snotty tissue what have we come to? It's all in fun....I can't believe there is a very large group of snot collectors....<br><br>edited to add that we get made fun of too....and I am always amused at it....
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>John</b><p>Wow I guess now would be a bad time to mention I'm high bidder....
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Steve F</b><p>"You can put lipstick on a booger, but..."<br><br><img src="http://www.network54.com/Realm/tmp/1229638283.JPG" alt="[linked image]">
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>S Gross</b><p>I got my original "boogger bid" in, and my "snot-snipe" is all set.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Doug</b><p>Hopefully the people are bidding because it's a charity auction and not because they actually want to pay that much for a used tissue.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Evan</b><p>just be thankful it was a cold and not irritable bowel syndrome
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>This auction is nothing to sneeze at.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Ken McMillan</b><p>now this is a nice dinner time topic
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>John</b><p>"This auction is nothing to sneeze at."<br><br>Well played..LOL<br>
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>John- I've had that line in storage...this was the first chance I got to use it. I keep a joke repository. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif">
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Rob D.</b><p>I'm saving my money to make a run at the George Lindsey handkerchief.<br><br>George Lindsey ... "Goober" Pyle on <i>The Andy Griffth Show</i>.<br><br>Goober. Handkerchief.<br><br>Is this thing on?<br><br>I'm here all week.<br><br>Try the veal.<br><br>Remember to tip your servers.
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Scarlett Johansson puts snotty tissue on eBay
Posted By: <b>Glenn</b><p>"Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr Dre, found it on eBay)"<br><br>-Yankovic (2003)<br><br>
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