Opt-OH-mism.
 

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I love the note in red below the picture.

That's funny.
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Damn…if it wasn’t for that water damage it’s a slam dunk 10.

It's like one of those whodunit mysteries where the answer is, the person who hanged himself stood on a block of ice to be able to reach his noose, and the ice slowly melted away afterward.

Here, the 'water damage' is they fashioned a pair of scissors from ice and then used them to cut the card in half, leaving nothing but a puddle of water in the aftermath.