Calling all you clever folk!
 

I've been laboring over finding a name for a new corporation I'm forming. I was hoping some of the clever people on here could help out. I thought it might be fun to use an obscure baseball term, name, nickname, basically anything referencing baseball. The corporate name is just used for legal documents and the general public will not be privy unless they really want to pry.

SO, i would love to hear what you got. If I use your name, you will win... Nothing! But, you can have the satisfaction of knowing you are one clever person. ;)

Around the horn

or Climbing the Ladder

Merkle's Boner

High cheese

Tom C

Since it apparently involves legal fees and confidential information, why not

"High and Inside" ??

Great!
 

gentlemen, it is obvious that the above ideas are already far better then my own! Thank you for making me laugh. I did think of Merkle's Boner, but I know the wife wouldn't go for it. I will let the thread go for a couple more days in the hopes of more laughs. Thank you for your input!

Give us a hint as to the corporation....maybe we can get some insight to come up with better names.

Whatever you want. That's what I would call it. Whatever You Want, LLC. Has a nice ring to it.

Corp name
 

Robert - for tax purposes and liability reasons, our lawyer suggested we use a second corporation as we open our second restaurant. Each restaurant has its own corporation, so if we get sued, they can only come after one restaurant and not take down both of them. And, for reasons I can't explain, our accountant suggests this route for tax purposes. None the less, our restaurant is a high end quick service style, featuring artisanal pizzas and salads, using organic, and local produce, meats and ingredients. The corp. name doesn't necessarily have to have any relation to the restaurant. Our first corp is called Simon6toes, INC. This is in reference to our cat of 16 years that passed years ago, his name was Simon and yes, he had six toes.

Clever
 

This may be the leader at the moment, but I am, of course, partial to the baseball names.

No Pepper

touch em all

Nice!
 

Nice use of baseball and food...

6 toe simon so the next one is a given
3 finger brown

Loogy (could be taken wrong though)

From The Stretch

Painting The Corners

Tools Of Ignorance

Tom C

+1. That's a winner!

High Heat
 

How about High Heat!

Baseball and Food reference.


Patrick

DoctorStrangeglove,,or a football reference, ForwardPassINComplete

Eat 'em where they ain't

"honflan's"

3 finger brown - tugs at my heartstrings, keeps the eternal Simon in mind and the obvious baseball reference.

High Heat - clever use of bb and food

Eat'em where they ain't - nice twist

You guys are great, can't wait to share all of these with the wife. The winning name should get a free meal if/when that person is ever in Denver.

Honflan's
 

Greg, is that a Honus/flan combo?

How about "can of corn"? At least it's a food reference.

Touch 'em all

:)

BackdoorSlider


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You know, David, I had that as one of my suggestions. I'm not kidding. I had a list of three suggestions typed out, with can of corn being one. I ultimately wanted to decide on one, so I wiped them out.

Touch 'em all would be great for a buffet, lol.

That would be a great name for a hamburger joint.

"Meatball, Tater, Ribbie"

"Cup of Coffee"

"Basket Catch"

"Hot stove league"

or if you want to intimidate the competition:

NiceGuysFinishLast


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Wicked yakker

The Box score

Awarded First Base on Catcher's Interference, Inc.

Names
 

Turn 2
Change up
Warning track
Shallow left
Opposite field
Pull hitter

You could call it "Pepper Martins"

with the subtitle: The Wild Horse of the Osage!

Worm Burner

Hoosenfurst
Watson Second

The Seven Corporation

If you serve chicken...



Death to Flying Things



(nickname of 3 players in 1800s)

Low Smoke

Plates R Full
Corked Bat (should you serve wine)
Fungo Jeff
Wee Willie Jeff

name
 

High Heat (Pizza Oven Reference)

Throwing Meatballs

Extra Anchovies!

Sticking with the # theme. How about Polydactyly, Inc. in honor of Antonio Alfonseca's 6 fingers/toes on each hand/foot.

OK, now that's just wrong!

Ducks On The Pond

Tom C

Foot in the Bucket enterprises

Second Restaurant?
 

How about "Let's play two"...................

Uncle Charlie
12 to 6 Curve
Off the Table
The Mit Pit

Big Six

Farm Team

Cup of coffee

Baltimore Chop

Tom C

Was the cat orange and white? I had an orange/white cat who had six toes.

Uncle Charlies

Gaedel's Strike Zone

Soupcatcher Titus

Koosman Rookies

F-Unc and D-Unc (presumably to be pronounced "funk and dunk")

Adjusted Organic Produce Service Plus (or Adjusted OPS+ for short)

Who's on First?

Actually I spelled it wrong. Its an old E90-3 joke from this longtome net54 lurker. It should have read hofnlan:

http://www.robertedwardauctions.com/.../2006/210.html

for Carl Hubbell, 'The Meal Ticket'

Twist on Mr Cub...

Let's eat too!
Let's eat two! (since this is the second endeavor for you)
Let's plate two!

Knuckle Balls :eek:

Sliders

Probably can't use "Ty Cobb Spikes Flying" but how about "Spikes Flying"

Joe

Alfonseca Enterprises (you got a 6 toe cat, have a 6 finger Cubs pitcher.)

TableSetters

Pickle Pepper & Pie

Punchout Pie

Sweet Spot Eats

Home plate

Wajo LLC

your search is over...QUICKTOSS...is the name u seek!

Just a bit outside...

Fowl Ball (or Fowl Tip)

Full Counter

Head First Sliders

Goin' Yard

Step Up to the Dish

The Play at the Plate

Frozen Rope

Plate Scratches
Corporation to be named later

double header
take two
rounding third (maybe for the next place)
high tag (if it's an expensive place)
homer
in the ribs
cut it off (maybe for a medical office)

The Gas House

Heres some quick ones:

"jump for the fences"
"barnyard burner"
"stealing 2nd"
"7 inning stretch"
"bases loaded"
'the bullpen'
'on deck'
'designated hitter'
'commerce comet' -in reference to Mick
'joltin' joes' - in referece to Dimaggio

7th Inning Belch :)

Foot long's
Or
King Kong foot longs

Buschleague

I didn't read all the previous entries so forgive me if this is a repeat: "Fly Balls"

Beanball
Basket catch


Joshua

Dying Quail

BuckTater

HindCatcher

Throwin' Peas

In the hole

Five Hole

Dingers

Paint the corner

Ethiopian Clowns

Ball 5 (Bouton's continuation of that great book Ball 4)

High and Tight

High and Inside

Chin Music

Sal the Barber

The Hit Machine

Butcher Boy

Frying Dutchman

The Squire of Kennett Square

Throwing Gas

Throwing Smoke