This thread is making me thirsty.

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if there is a minor nuclear(nuculer) war, will the slabs protect our cards?

best,
barry

Most people like to see the light at the end of the tunnel. For me it is usually a truck racing towards me.

only if they're BVG slabs!

I have arm hair curtains...and I don't like that.

I just bought our Christmas tree. Now we have to decorate.

I know it's too early, but MERRY CHRISTMAS. :):):)

I just finished boning a duck.

I know this is a set-up, so I'll let it pass without comment. :D

Hey, we roasted Orange Duck for Thanksgiving (there were a rainbow of colors to choose from). I did the boning.

I think it's called "deboning" :rolleyes:....you guys need to careful about what you are doing with/to your ducks.

We may need to add a new definition to the Urban Dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ove%20a%20duck

My niece has a butcher shop put a duck inside a chicken, then put inside a turkey (all deboned) for Christmas dinner. They live in Florida. That might explain it. :rolleyes:

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

You don't have any idea, do you?

But it don't matter...'cause we're doing a money trick!

- Harry Anderson, "Hello, Sucker!"

Does a 5000 count box really hold 5000?

I didn't think that a "Turducken" was a real thing.

Did you know that that ugly rat tailed nocturnal animal, is called an opossum thats right not a possum but an Opossum, if you live in the usa anyway. True story, google it.

Yummm tapioca pudding. :D

Yummmm...

Watching Oregon-Arizona, looks like a box of crayola exploded on the screen!

University of Maryland is certainly in the running for gaudiest (ugliest) college football uniforms!

The ny islanders are the best pro sports team in ny, topping the yankees, mets, giants, jets, bills, knicks, nets, rangers and devils. As an islander fan im shocked :confused:

You forgot the Sabres. Last time I checked Giants, Jets and Devils are New Jersey teams. Hmmm maybe it is just another borough of NYC that no one admitted to.

My hands are cold.

I just dropped our Jeep off to have the breaks fixed.....the same breaks that were replaced six weeks ago! I don't think I'll be a return customer of this (well established) shop. Now I'm sitting on the couch reading card forums and thinking about finishing off that three day old vegetable soup I made while the wifey is doing a cardio circuit in front of the tube.

I had to get the same shocks replaced twice. Sucks.

Who was the first person who thought "Lets go over to that animal(cow) and squeeze those things hanging down(teats) and drink whatever comes out??

Why do dogs chase cars?

My redbone has been hit 3 times that I know of. One of them bad enough to warrant a visit to the vet. The other 2 times, I rubbed Neosporin on the cuts.

do you know what a google is?

The word Google is DERIVED FROM the word known as GOOGOL, which refers to the number 1 followed by 100 zeros

I don't like oatmeal.

Warm oatmeal = :mad:

Oatmeal granola = :D

I like oatmeal.

I love grits.

I like burnt toast...don't know why, but it just tastes good.

Anyone ever wonder if our lives are predetermined or if we simply choose our own fate? Life...such the mystery

I have nothing more to add so I'm just not going to post.

Here I am 9500 miles away from home . Thank God for Net54 .

I'm a Canadian sportswriter living and working in Beijing. Yesterday I went to a Christmas reception at the Cuban embassy and one of the hosts gave me a box of 25 Romeo y Juletia double coronas (cigars). I felt like Kramer ... but I didn't have to give the guy my jacket ...

I'm South of you here Murr in Mindanao Philippines . No Cubans here but the Filipino cigars are pretty good .

My ex-wife threw out all my recipe cards I had collected since I was a kid.

That's a long ways to hitchhike!!

I am reading F. Scott Fitzgerald's collected short stories and was surprised last night when I turned the page and found out that he wrote The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Hemingway always killed the protagonist.

I just thought of something--

For a thread about nothing, this sure has turned into something. :D

I'm sure it was nothing.

Why is it more than half the Christmas songs I hear on the radio don't mention Christmas?

Im not going to say anything not pc or political, so i wont answer this. :rolleyes:

Mulva.

Dolores.

I prefer real to fake. Looks better and gets me more in the mood.

Jim Tom
 

This guy cracks me up:D