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Posted By: <b>Red</b><p>We'd all not be here today if he hadn't put his big bang theory to the test.

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Posted By: <b>Anonymous</b><p>Barry stares at the sun during a total solar eclipse and the sun goes blind.

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Posted By: <b>Anthony S.</b><p>&quot;There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Barry has allowed to live.&quot;

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Posted By: <b>Alan</b><p>I just wish Barry would come to a National, so we can toast him in person. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif">

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Posted By: <b>judson hamlin</b><p>And how about...<br><br>Even Hunter S Thompson said &quot;no way, man&quot; to half the stuff Barry did in the 70's.<br><br>The original song title was &quot;Bad, Bad Barry Sloate&quot;<br><br>The Soup Nazi has never refused soup to Barry<br><br>He's very big in Sicily (if you know what I mean)<br><br>Inchon landing? Based on Barry's first childhood doodle

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Posted By: <b>John</b><p>Barry has some of the most bad ass prison tats you will ever see!<br><br>Last dinner he melted a plastic comb with a lighter and gave both Sarno and I killer black spider tattoos on our back sides with a ball point pen. <br><br>Thanks again Barry!

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Posted By: <b>Tyler</b><p>I heard he has moles so big they have their own moles.

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Posted By: <b>Dave F</b><p><br>Wonka-<br><br>Unfortunately I'm picturing Sloate down on one knee tattooing ya'lls butts. <img src="/images/sad.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="sad.gif">

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p><br> My favorite Barry Sloate moment in my own personal life. I've never actually met the guy but if I do someday I wouldn't say I never met him anymore<br><br><br><a href="http://www.network54.com/Forum/153652/message/1209047796/Re-+Barry+Sloate+Auctions+Now+Open+for+Bidding" target="_new" rel="nofollow">http://www.network54.com/Forum/153652/message/1209047796/Re-+Barry+Sloate+Auctions+Now+Open+for+Bidding</a>

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Posted By: <b>judson hamlin</b><p>Barry turned me into a newt...<br>and I didn't get better

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p> Did you know if you rearrange the letters in Barry's name he gets angry.

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Posted By: <b>Eric Brehm</b><p>Barry doesn't use a Spell Checker, the Oxford English Dictionary conforms to his usage...

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Posted By: <b>MVSNYC</b><p>-Barry's version of a &quot;chocolate milkshake&quot; is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.<br> <br>-If Barry round-house kicks you, you will die. If Barry misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.<br> <br>-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Barry Sloate.<br> <br>-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Barry Sloate.<br> <br>-Barry can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.<br> <br>-Barry doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.<br> <br>-Barry doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.<br> <br>-The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Barry Sloate entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.<br> <br>-The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Barry in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.<br> <br>-Staring at Barry for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.<br> <br>-One time, Barry Sloate accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.<br> <br>-Barry Sloate can blow bubbles with beef jerky.<br> <br>-Barry Sloate has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?<br> <br>-If you were somehow able to land a punch on Barry Sloate, your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?<br> <br>-Barry Sloate uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Posted By: <b>Tyler</b><p>I heard he has moles so big they have their own moles.

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Posted By: <b>J Levine</b><p>Wondering what Barry's middle name might be...

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>did you know that Barry had a little lamb ?<br><br>Did you know they named a song after thee Barry, called &quot;Barry dont you walk so fast&quot; . It went, Barry dont you walk so fast, oh oh oh oha Barry dont you walk so fast, Barry slow down some cause your makin'me <u></u> _ ,uh Barry dont you walk so fast.<br><br>Barry's pop used to sey hey stupid, Barry thought he was calling him hey.<br><br>All in fun Barry , since you are roasted ,I couldnt resist !

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>Barry's middle name is Francis Marshall

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>It has been all in fun Dan, and everyone has been so kind (and funny too). But I feel a little embarrassed to see my name keep popping up to the top, so maybe it is time to say thank you to all and let this one slide down.<br><br>And my middle name is David. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif"><br><br><br>

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p> You might not want the recognition but just think of all the positive publicity youll get from this thread when people google &quot;Barry Sloate&quot; <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif"><br><br><br> I will sell my cards thru Barry for fear of retribution

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Posted By: <b>Fred C</b><p>It aint sliding until it's a hundred post thread. This is 99! Next will be 100! <br><br><br>

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Posted By: <b>Fred C</b><p>POST 100!<br><br>It's been a Barry, Barry fun thread!

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>through the years you have always been fair in dealings. It was always something you couldnt wait for as the offerings were what we liked best, PRE WAR. Thanks for that !

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Posted By: <b>Marty Ogelvie</b><p>I joined this board about 2 years ago, and to date Barry is the only member to correct my grammar.. reminds me of my 11th grade English teacher, minus the boobs.. well, minus the big boobs!<br><br>marty

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>I was an English teacher too Marty...no boobs though. And I'm responding because this thread is currently at the top...eventually it will head into the sunset.

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Posted By: <b>Jerry Spillman</b><p>Hi Barry,<br><br>I've finally decided to buy those Hall Cabinet cards you showed me. Sorry for taking so long to make my decision.<br><br>&gt;&gt;&gt;<br><br>I had anticipated a retort regarding those bygone days. Guess not.<br><br><br><br><br><br>

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>just couldnt resist !<br><br>David as the middle name ?<br><br>BARRY &quot;DAVID&quot; SLOATE, IS THIS CORRECT ?<br><br>WELL YOU DONT HAVE TO WOORY (YES WOORY)ABOUT ANT RAPPING GOING ON FROM YOUR FAMILY, CAUSE THAT JUST FLAT OUT DOES NOT RHYME !..........<br><br>unless your real name is Bartholemew David Sloate, then do I understand and you like Barry better.<br><br>Cheers Barry you were sliding down abit !

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Posted By: <b>John</b><p>Ahhh if I only had a good head shot of Barry....well one can always wish...

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>Hey John- if you look up Judy Sloate on Facebook there's a picture of me...go to it tiger!

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Posted By: <b>John</b><p>Too small but I'll get you one day...just think 007 Barry...ahhh the combos are endless!

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Posted By: <b>Doug</b><p>There is no baseball card market...there are only cards that Barry doesn't have room for in his auctions.<br>

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>Thanks anyway...and I think it's time for Leon to lock this one. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif">

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Posted By: <b>MVSNYC</b><p>this thread must NEVER be locked!<br><br><br>-The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition vs. Barry Sloate and three seven year old girls. Barry won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.<br>

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Posted By: <b>Alan</b><p>Keep this thread at the top. <img src="http://vbbc.forumotion.com/users/17/23/61/smiles/136179.gif" alt="[linked image]">

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p> The reason Barry is never on the forum Wednesday nights is because he reads his past catalogs to children at a nearby orphanage

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>Barry Moe &amp; Curly<br>Barry the Cable guy<br>Barry Canilope ( the great piano player)<br>Barry also played Greg Brady<br><br><br>

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p> Someone really needs to get Wonka some scans of Barry to go along with this thread. May I also suggest Barry's two famous cereal box appearances from the 1980's<br><br> Boo-Barry and FrankenBarry. Apparently Sloate Chocula didnt catch on <img src="/images/sad.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="sad.gif">

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Posted By: <b>quan</b><p>not sure why the embed won't show up on ie<br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMfXwJT_7E8" target="_new" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMfXwJT_7E8</a>

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>And Barry apparently leaves Quan speechless.<br><br>Good ones John...Sloate Chocula! LOL!

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Posted By: <b>John</b><p>Barry has given up a lot for the baseball card world. He has passed up on many roles in the entertainment game. In fact he's the only actor to actually to finish filming and the present all directors with a court order to not allow the film to be released. <br><br>Why you ask? It just so happened that all the films below theatrical release dates were the same night as a scheduled Sloate auctions.<br><br>Barry ever the card perfectionist chose the auctions over fame...and lots and lots of money! <br><br>Han Solo...Originally Barry, given to Harrison Ford only after Al Pacino passed.<br><br><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/Episode_4_Han_Solo_and_Chewbacca_1%20copy.jpg" alt="[linked image]"><br><br>Rusty Ryan (Oceans Films)...Originally Barry given to the less attractive Brad Pitt.<br><br><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/websize/Oceans%2013%20Barry.jpg" alt="[linked image]"><br><br>James Bond originally Barry...Given to Daniel Craig. Interesting note originally the movie title was going to be Barry Royale.<br><br><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/small/Barry%20Royale.jpg" alt="[linked image]"> <img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/royale17%20copy_1.jpg" alt="[linked image]">

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>I never looked better...where did you dig those up?

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Posted By: <b>Steve F</b><p>Soo, Kramer WAS right about the East River!

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>we see the buff Barry and the fact that you played Bond)s....explains it all.<br><br>BARRY Bond 007 ! <br><br>You are now stripped from all of your status. We knew that your trainer and you were guilty all along.........good going Barry.

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Posted By: <b>Doug</b><p>I'm holding my breath for the image from where he passed on the lead role of Walker Texas Ranger and they gave it to Chuck Norris.

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>Doug, CBS cut off negotiations with Barry when he scissor kicked Angela Landsbury.

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>This thread is destined to never die...kind of like that thing from outer space.

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>The thing from outer space you say? Hmmm.....I think you've just opened up a whole new avenue here Barry.

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>Oh Lordy! <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif">

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Posted By: <b>John</b><p>As one of the first Jewish ballplayers Barry and Anson did not get along....<br><br><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/small/mayo%20sloate.jpg" alt="[linked image]"><br><br>IMO I would not want Barry mad at me...he's a serious bad &quot;a**&quot;<br><br><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/chuck-norris-002%20copy.jpg" alt="[linked image]"> <img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/jeans.jpg" alt="[linked image]"><br><br><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/large/stimulus.jpg" alt="[linked image]">

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>but the last one is similar to the CHer movie &quot;Mask&quot;....when the boy look in the mirror and his face straightned out. Man BArry, you never looked so good!<br><br>Back to the song, Barry dont you walk so fast, oh oh oh oha BArry dont.......

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>I haven't had that much hair since 1978.<br><br>And Quan- I just got to see that cartoon you put on youtube...very creative indeed.

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Posted By: <b>John</b><p>There's been a lot of talk about Al Rosen and Barry has always been silent...<br><br>Most folks dont know but they are brothers...and will be forming a new auction company &quot;Prestige Worldwide&quot;.<br><br>Be sure to stay tuned for their world premier music video...Cards &amp; Hoes.<br><br><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/piojohn3/junkforumimages/websize/PrestigeWorldwideCo-Founders%20copy_1.jpg" alt="[linked image]">

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Posted By: <b>S Gross</b><p>Sherry Magee: &quot;Hey, Barry, did you see my new baseball card?&quot;<br><br>Barry: &quot;That's a great looking card, but they spelled your name wrong.&quot;

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Posted By: <b>Joann</b><p>Oh heck no. Wonka. How great are these??? hahaha. I love the Chuck Norris and Oceans pix.<br><br>Barry - sorry, I'm thinking you may not have wanted this thread bumped to the top, but art is art and should be recognized. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height="14" width="14" alt="happy.gif"> Now we just need some Barry-haiku to round out the cultural experience. Who says we aren't a high-end board???<br><br>Nice John.<br><br>J

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>That's not art Joann, it's more like &quot;gorilla&quot; theatre (misspelling intentional).

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p> Barry,is it true you were the only one who could get on the forum last night during the downtime or is that just a rumor floating around my smalltown Jersey shore McDonalds?<br><br> A haiku just for JoAnne...<br><br> Barry's rule for life<br> He who fails to pay on time<br> Ceases to exist<br><br><br> I can't take credit for that though(and wouldnt dare for my own safety) thats in the fine print on Barry's auction site

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Posted By: <b>Dan Koteles</b><p>atop of the morning to you. AH, you were falling, what can I say.

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Posted By: <b>Alan</b><p>What the hell - it's time for Barry to get another <img src="http://vbbc.forumotion.com/users/17/23/61/smiles/136179.gif" alt="[linked image]">

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p> Ian Kinsler hits for the cycle tonight,Barry Sloate hits for fun all the time

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Posted By: <b>MVSNYC</b><p>Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Barry Sloate while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.