All quotes from Goldmember:
"I've got sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads!" Dr. Evil
"I thought I smelled cabbage" Nigel Powers to Mini me
"Can I paint his yoohoo gold?" "How about no, you stupid Dutch bas*ard" -Goldmember & Dr. Evil
One of the funniest movies I have ever seen IMO

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did!"

Groucho Marx, as "Rufus T. Firefly", exhorting his troops in defense of Mrs. Teasdale. (Margaret Dumont) in "Duck Soup". Allegedly an ad-lib, which caused Ms Dumont some confused discomfit.

"Snakes....Why did it have to be snakes" - Raiders of the Lost Ark"

"Yippee-ki-ya moth****er" - Die Hard

Aporpos of Sylvester Stallone's induction yesterday into the International Boxing Hall of Fame:

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done--Rocky Balboa

Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are--Rocky Balboa

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life--Rocky Balboa



Apollo Creed: You know, Stallion? It's too bad we gotta get old, huh?
Rocky Balboa: Ah, just keep punchin', Apollo

I enjoy some of the lines in 8 Men Out. The first one is by far my favorite.

The whole discussion is great, but here is the one I find the coldest.

Arnold Rothstein: Look, champ. I know guys like that. I grew up with them. I was the fat kid they wouldn't let play. "Sit down, fat boy'. That's what they'd say "Sit down, maybe you'll learn something." Well, I learned something alright. Pretty soon, I owned the game, and those guys I grew up with come to me with their hats in their hands.


Another

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

Earth girls are easy.

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob."

-Crash Davis

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!" - Harry Callahan