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Posted By: <b>JimCrandell</b><p>Barry,<br /><br />No--Bruce is only poster that is consistently interesting. Every single post he makes is worth reading.You know you have a great wife when<br /><br />--she is waiting for you when you come home from work with a cold beer and the second is coming in 5 minutes<br />--she wants to have more sex as you get older not less<br />--you can laugh over losing $15-$20mm as your company goes bankrupt and decorate a room with the companys stock certificates<br />--she listens to Jeff on the radio and says that baseball card guys are some of the smartest, most articulate guys in the world.

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Posted By: <b>Jason</b><p>Now I have this image of Bruce in his racecar bed with his collectables in the spot where a wife would normally sleep. (which in my house is 85% of the bed)

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Posted By: <b>Jim VB</b><p>&lt;&lt;...she listens to Jeff on the radio and says that baseball card guys are some of the smartest, most articulate guys in the world.&gt;&gt;<br /><br />I'd say that basing that on one guy (and a Dookie lawyer at that) is premature. Many of the rest of us are aphasic jerks. <br />

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Posted By: <b>Jeff Lichtman</b><p>Jim, your wife is extremely intelligent.

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Posted By: <b>john/z28jd</b><p> The only time I have a great wife is from the time I fall asleep till the time my rottweiler wakes me up by licking my face,and sometimes if him doing that doesnt wake me up the wife in my dream seems even better. Of course if my dream wife was perfect I guess she would let the dog out before he wakes me up in the morning

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>Jeff is extremely articulate...but it's the message that concerns me.

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Posted By: <b>boxingcardman</b><p>"you can laugh over losing $15-$20mm as your company goes bankrupt and decorate a room with the companys stock certificates"<br><br>Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc

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Posted By: <b>Jeff Lichtman</b><p>Barry, you have a poster of Jimmy Carter on your wall. That concerns me too.<br /><br />And the message is that people who work hard should not have to pay the way for people that are lazy and don't work as hard as me. Why does that message bother you so much?

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>People who don't work hard don't deserve anything. We can agree on that.

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Posted By: <b>Rick McQuillan</b><p>She doesn't mind if I read the Standard Catalog while we are having sex.<br /><br />Rick

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Posted By: <b>Joe D.</b><p>"And the message is that people who work hard should not have to pay the way for people that are lazy and don't work as hard as me. Why does that message bother you so much?"<br /><br /><br /><br />Here you go Jeff....<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.internetville.com/stuff/trickortreat.jpg"><br /><br /><br />

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>Even I think that's pretty funny.

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Posted By: <b>Scott Fandango</b><p> DAV ..that is the best post i think you have EVER MADE....<br /><br /><br /> your a lucky man....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> my wife wonders why i lost an auction...she says "you should have bid more"....great Buffalo Women!

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Posted By: <b>Jodi Birkholm</b><p>"She doesn't mind if I read the Standard Catalog while we are having sex."<br /><br />All that sentence does is evoke horrid mental images of George Costanza eating a pastrami-on-Upper Deck sandwich.<br />

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Posted By: <b>Jodi Birkholm</b><p>"She doesn't mind if I read the Standard Catalog while we are having sex."<br /><br />I do think it would be OK for her to draw the line at your accidentally yelling out, "I love you too, George C. Miller!!!"

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Posted By: <b>JBBAMA</b><p>great cartoon..........................George Costanza reference was classic also.

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Posted By: <b>Greg Theberge</b><p>Love Mark and Dan B's posts. Just too funny.<br /><br />I made a comment in the "What would it take..." thread which I had an issue with...until I read the comments made by the same poster made in this one. Elaborating won't do any good so there's no reason to bother.<br /><br />Anyway...<br /><br />To answer the question, you know you have a great wife when, at the beginning and end of the day, she simply says she loves you. If she puts up with your nonsense in between, all the better. Of course, if she is a Yankees fan, all bets are off. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14>

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Posted By: <b>Al C.risafulli</b><p>I agree with Jim Crandell in his assessment that every single post that Bruce makes on this board is interesting, thought-provoking, or guaranteed to start discussion. While there have been posts of Bruce's that have made me angry, there have been an equal number of them that have made me think.<br /><br />That said, Bruce said this:<br /><br />"We would rather concentrate 100% of our efforts on winning new business,<br />working 18 hour days 7 days a week 52 weeks a year and building our<br />world class baseball memorabilia collection."<br /><br />Bruce, if you really work this much, by my calculations, you work 6,552 hours a year. I will estimate your age at 35, and also estimate that you've been working full time since you emerged from your Masters' program at 25. That means you've been working ten solid years for more than 65,000 hours. If you've been working longer than that, I apologize for underestimating.<br /><br />However, If that were truly the case, that would mean that you would be unbelievably, colossally bad at what you do. It is, of course, without question that you are very successful. But you are not a living legend, the very and most famous ever to exist in your industry, the most financially successful with the greatest reputation. You are not the subject of textbooks or college courses. There are not awards named after you, and you are, to my knowledge, not working with every Fortune 500 company out there. With an investment of 65,000 hours, a person of your talents most certainly would have risen to greater achievements.<br /><br />Thankfully, I understand your gift for hyperbole, and thus realize that you would never actually criticize or demean the personal choices of others, and thus I know you were only being facetious with your statement.<br /><br />As far as I'm concerned, I've got you all beat. Although you all have lovely families, my wife is the best, and she's given me the three most fantastic children in the world. Each and every minute that I spend with them is the equivalent of a uncut sheet of Boston Garters, plus two or three packs of 1990 Donruss.<br /><br />-Al<br /><br /><br />

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Posted By: <b>David Atkatz</b><p>Bruce mentions in his video that his grandfather gave him his first baseball cards in 1958, when he was seven years old.<br /><br />That makes Bruce 57, and if he's been working 18-hour days, 7 days/week, 52 weeks/year since he was 25, he's worked for 209,664 hours.<br /><br />It's worse than you thought.<br /><br />

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Posted By: <b>Bruce Dorskind</b><p><br />We are 57<br /><br /><br />Whilst our own success and the way we live is a private matter,<br />let us say many of your assumptions are dead wrong<br /><br />Your knowledge about our professional success is incorrect<br />So please have your facts in order before you post about us<br />in the future<br /><br /><br />Bruce Dorskind<br />America's

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Posted By: <b>Anthony S.</b><p>"We are 57"<br /><br />lol. That was priceless, Bruce.

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Posted By: <b>Jodi Birkholm</b><p>"We are 57"<br /><br />lol. That was priceless, Bruce"<br /><br /><br />The sad part is that I am so acclimated to Bruce's royal vernacular that I just breezed over this hilarity. <img src="/images/happy.gif" height=14 width=14><br /><br />From what I gather, Bruce has quite an impressive track record in the business world, but, as he says, that is his business. Let's keep it that way.

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Posted By: <b>Bruce Dorskind</b><p><br /><br />We wonder if the Board of Trustees and the President of<br />Skidmore are aware that their loser Associate Professor<br />spends so much of the University's time posting to a baseball site<br /><br />As Jim Crandall noted- that's the problem with tenure<br /><br />The sad fact is that the Nutty Professor misleads you<br />in his post---not a surprise.<br /><br />No where did we ever hint at the fact that we have worked 7 days a week<br />18 hours a day for the past 32 years.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Bruce Dorskind<br />America's Toughest Want List

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Posted By: <b>Al C.risafulli</b><p>My point, for those who missed it, is this:<br /><br />There is absolutely no doubt that Bruce is a tremendous business success.<br /><br />Bruce made a statement criticizing those who have chosen to have a family, and stated that he works 18 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year.<br /><br />I believe he is exaggerating, and think that anybody who put in that much time would be successful beyond his wildest dreams, and famous the world over. <br /><br />My post was not a criticism of Bruce, it was a statement on his use of hyperbole. Despite the fact that Bruce is very critical of a lot of people on this board, he has never criticized me, and thus I have no reason to criticize him.<br /><br />-Al

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>Serenity now, serenity now....

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Posted By: <b>David Atkatz</b><p>Bruces, are you guys aware of the meaning of the word "if"? It doesn't seem you do.<br /><br />And besides, I was just making a small correction to Al's model of your career.<br /><br />(Notice, once again, the Bruces puerile need to become personal. No doubt due to lack of human interaction at home.<br /><br />Or do Bruces interacting amongst themselves count?)<br /><br />

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Posted By: <b>Dave</b><p>Bruce your posts in this thread are either the saddest thing I have ever read or the most genius. I can't really tell... maybe that's your gift.<br /><br />But at least you've kept your twig and berries in mint condition from lack of interaction.

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Posted By: <b>Al C.risafulli</b><p>EDITED: My mistake, I thought Bruce edited a post, but I was looking at the wrong post. My bad.<br /><br />Just the same, Bruce, I wasn't criticizing you.<br /><br />-Al

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Posted By: <b>David Atkatz</b><p>Lesson learned.

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Posted By: <b>Al C.risafulli</b><p>Please see my post above, I made a mistake and read the wrong post from Bruce. I thought he made an edit that he did not make.<br /><br />WIth that, I'll shut up.<br /><br />-Al

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Posted By: <b>Steve</b><p>Unintended, yet tasteless photo and comment removed.

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>Threatening to contact a board member's employer is about as lame as it gets. Pathetic really.

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Posted By: <b>Bruce Dorskind</b><p><br /><br />Thank you for removing the picture<br /><br /><br />Bruce

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>Hey Bruce, if you have something to say...say it right here. Stay out of my inbox you creep.<br />

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Posted By: <b>Rob D.</b><p>Dan,<br /><br />After Bruci contacted me yesterday and I read their e-mail several times (sorry, it was like a car wreck: I just could not look away), I came to the conclusion that they "go off the board" to minimize the potential for embarrassment. Obviously, the fewer people who read the inaccuracies, butchering of the language, misspellings and misinformation, the fewer who can point out said mistakes.<br /><br />Once again, Bruci is one step ahead of the rest of us.

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Posted By: <b>David Atkatz</b><p>Bruces have sent me a number of filthy, sexually explicit emails, in which they refer to my wife, my son, and my mother.<br /><br />What a sad, pathetic, lonely bunch of guys.

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>His email to me was rather innocuous, but he did ask me if English was my first language which broke my irony meter.<br /><br />He's been warned about this thing in the past and I saw the emails he sent David....they are without doubt from the mind of a sick man.

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>I think all this stuff needs to stop, especially the private emails.

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Posted By: <b>Steve</b><p>Yea, Far over the top. Someone could get hurt. (Especially if the missus saw Bruces comment. She'd kick my ass, then his)

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Posted By: <b>Bruce Dorskind</b><p><br /><br />Our e mail to David's was in response to his unprovoked e mail<br />which stated looks like 's ____'s dick is bigger than yours<br /><br />Our response indicated where we would put the "dick"<br />he referenced.<br /><br />We suggest, poor Nutty Professor that you quit while you<br />are ahead<br /><br /><br />Bruce

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Posted By: <b>Jodi Birkholm</b><p>Let's all take a step back and enjoy a relaxing night with our wives and families.

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>Bruce, why not post all the emails you pathetic coward.

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Posted By: <b>Bruce Dorskind</b><p><br /><br />Dan<br /><br />The only thing we would like you to post is your obituary

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>Wow....just wow.

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Posted By: <b>Al C.risafulli</b><p>Bruce:<br /><br />Way, way out of line. Wishing death upon someone over message board posts and emails doesn't show much depth of character.<br /><br />-Al

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Posted By: <b>barrysloate</b><p>Okay guys, enough is enough. I'm not a moderator but I say this has to end right now! Everyone go to your rooms- without supper!

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Posted By: <b>leon</b><p>Well, I have been privy to some private emails floating around. As I have told the Bruces, and others, I am very slow to get involved when there is blood on each hand in the issue. If someone berates someone else, even slightly, I won't take up for either. Even when the 2nd person is far more rude. What started out as a fun thread turned into something that really shouldn't even be on the board. I apologize to the original poster for that. I am about a half a breath from locking this one, and depending on how it goes from here, very well might do it. I really don't like locking threads though. I would like to ask each person to act maturely and get back to talking about cards. I actually thought it would be a fun thread when it started. ...regards

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Posted By: <b>leon</b><p>I think if someone had passed away it would be very difficult for them to post on the board. I think everyone needs to do as Barry says and take a breather....

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Posted By: <b>Dave F</b><p><br /><br />I don't have a problem with Bruce..never have had any issues. However, a night away from the cards with a woman...skinny, curvy, or big may do some good.

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>Edited...I'm not going to stoop to Bruce's level