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GasHouseGang 03-16-2016 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bocabirdman (Post 1514904)
Spell-Check has created bad habits. Instead of reading for typos, some folks look as far as the red underline. That allows all but the incorrectly spelled words to slide by.

So true. Spell checker finds no errors in this note.

Deer Mr. Boss sir,

I am writing to inform ewe that eye halve a very good spell checker on my computer and that my letter four ewe last weak was not grammatically incorrect as I used this spell checker, it plainly marquees four my revue the miss stakes eye kin knot sea. Eye right my letter and weight four it two say weather eye am wrong or write and it shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long and eye can put the error rite. I run that letter an also this one threw it and am pleased two say it tolled me that it's letter perfect in its weigh.

Seined

You're receptionist

digdugdig 03-16-2016 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GasHouseGang (Post 1515963)
So true. Spell checker finds no errors in this note.

Deer Mr. Boss sir,

I am writing to inform ewe that eye halve a very good spell checker on my computer and that my letter four ewe last weak was not grammatically incorrect as I used this spell checker, it plainly marquees four my revue the miss stakes eye kin knot sea. Eye right my letter and weight four it two say weather eye am wrong or write and it shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long and eye can put the error rite. I run that letter an also this one threw it and am pleased two say it tolled me that it's letter perfect in its weigh.

Seined

You're receptionist

In my younger days (and daze), I dated Miss Stakes ... quite a few of them, actually!!

ullmandds 03-16-2016 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stampsfan (Post 1515948)
+1. No credibility whatsoever. I laugh at the author more than read the point they're trying to make.


The usual Their, There, They're, Too, To.

Biggest pet peeves: Could of, would of.

Not yet mentioned: The incorrect use of Effect and Affect.

YUP...totally!

gopherfan 03-18-2016 06:17 PM

Would of
Could of
Should of drive me nuts.

I know that I have heard this at least 3 times today,"Also......,too."

From the department of redundancy department.

RollieFingers 03-28-2016 03:17 PM

live long and dont worry about stuff so trivial.
I'm literate but in the text age i'm not wasting my day trying to correct everything because it takes longer to type it then to say it.

JustinD 03-31-2016 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by seablaster (Post 1511708)
Not really a grammar issue, but it makes me cringe when someone types boarder instead of border when describing a card.

This is tops on my list.

The other one that I simply can't read past is using "loose" for "lose".

Both of these are using completely different words with completely different meanings, it's maddening.

RollieFingers 03-31-2016 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinD (Post 1521292)
This is tops on my list.

The other one that I simply can't read past is using "loose" for "lose".

Both of these are using completely different words with completely different meanings, it's maddening.

switch to decaf

egri 03-31-2016 08:39 PM

The other thing that bugs me is when I get a long email that is a solid block of text, without paragraph breaks. I had a teacher in high school who sent out weekly nastygrams like that; if anyone here remembers Professor Umbridge, from Harry Potter, that's what she was like.

John V 04-23-2016 06:03 AM

For Sell rather than For Sale

darwinbulldog 04-28-2016 01:17 PM

It bothers me when people use "data" and "media" as singular nouns.


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