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btcarfagno 03-26-2015 08:23 AM

Cup of coffee

Baltimore Chop

Tom C

RichardSimon 03-26-2015 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff_cvc (Post 1394543)
Robert - for tax purposes and liability reasons, our lawyer suggested we use a second corporation as we open our second restaurant. Each restaurant has its own corporation, so if we get sued, they can only come after one restaurant and not take down both of them. And, for reasons I can't explain, our accountant suggests this route for tax purposes. None the less, our restaurant is a high end quick service style, featuring artisanal pizzas and salads, using organic, and local produce, meats and ingredients. The corp. name doesn't necessarily have to have any relation to the restaurant. Our first corp is called Simon6toes, INC. This is in reference to our cat of 16 years that passed years ago, his name was Simon and yes, he had six toes.

Was the cat orange and white? I had an orange/white cat who had six toes.

bobfreedman 03-26-2015 08:34 AM

Uncle Charlies

darwinbulldog 03-26-2015 09:06 AM

Gaedel's Strike Zone

Soupcatcher Titus

Koosman Rookies

F-Unc and D-Unc (presumably to be pronounced "funk and dunk")

Adjusted Organic Produce Service Plus (or Adjusted OPS+ for short)

hoot-owl 03-26-2015 09:12 AM

Who's on First?

boneheadandrube 03-26-2015 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff_cvc (Post 1394563)
3 finger brown - tugs at my heartstrings, keeps the eternal Simon in mind and the obvious baseball reference.

High Heat - clever use of bb and food

Eat'em where they ain't - nice twist

You guys are great, can't wait to share all of these with the wife. The winning name should get a free meal if/when that person is ever in Denver.


Actually I spelled it wrong. Its an old E90-3 joke from this longtome net54 lurker. It should have read hofnlan:

http://www.robertedwardauctions.com/.../2006/210.html

clydepepper 03-26-2015 09:18 AM

for Carl Hubbell, 'The Meal Ticket'

tschock 03-26-2015 09:48 AM

Twist on Mr Cub...

Let's eat too!
Let's eat two! (since this is the second endeavor for you)
Let's plate two!

frankbmd 03-26-2015 09:56 AM

Knuckle Balls :eek:

gregr2 03-26-2015 09:59 AM

Sliders

jcmtiger 03-26-2015 10:12 AM

Probably can't use "Ty Cobb Spikes Flying" but how about "Spikes Flying"

Joe

gracecollector 03-26-2015 10:25 AM

Alfonseca Enterprises (you got a 6 toe cat, have a 6 finger Cubs pitcher.)

TableSetters

Pickle Pepper & Pie

Punchout Pie

Sweet Spot Eats

gregr2 03-26-2015 10:52 AM

Home plate

sycks22 03-26-2015 10:56 AM

Wajo LLC

ullmandds 03-26-2015 10:56 AM

your search is over...QUICKTOSS...is the name u seek!

D.P.Johnson 03-26-2015 10:59 AM

Just a bit outside...

OldEnglishD 03-26-2015 11:00 AM

Fowl Ball (or Fowl Tip)

Full Counter

Head First Sliders

Goin' Yard

Jobu 03-26-2015 11:30 AM

Step Up to the Dish

The Play at the Plate

Frozen Rope

steve_a 03-26-2015 11:48 AM

Plate Scratches
Corporation to be named later

DaveW 03-26-2015 12:26 PM

double header
take two
rounding third (maybe for the next place)
high tag (if it's an expensive place)
homer
in the ribs
cut it off (maybe for a medical office)

almostdone 03-26-2015 12:42 PM

The Gas House

pawpawdiv9 03-26-2015 12:57 PM

Heres some quick ones:

"jump for the fences"
"barnyard burner"
"stealing 2nd"
"7 inning stretch"
"bases loaded"
'the bullpen'
'on deck'
'designated hitter'
'commerce comet' -in reference to Mick
'joltin' joes' - in referece to Dimaggio

CW 03-26-2015 01:47 PM

7th Inning Belch :)

Theo_450 03-26-2015 05:58 PM

Foot long's
Or
King Kong foot longs

boneheadandrube 03-26-2015 06:26 PM

Buschleague

gawaintheknight 03-26-2015 06:32 PM

I didn't read all the previous entries so forgive me if this is a repeat: "Fly Balls"

Wite3 03-26-2015 06:33 PM

Beanball
Basket catch


Joshua

Bigdaddy 03-26-2015 06:34 PM

Dying Quail

BuckTater

HindCatcher

Throwin' Peas

In the hole

Five Hole

Dingers

gregr2 03-26-2015 06:40 PM

Paint the corner

Fred 03-26-2015 06:51 PM

Ethiopian Clowns

Ball 5 (Bouton's continuation of that great book Ball 4)

High and Tight

High and Inside

Chin Music

Sal the Barber

The Hit Machine

Butcher Boy

Frying Dutchman

The Squire of Kennett Square

Throwing Gas

Throwing Smoke

emmygirl 03-26-2015 07:14 PM

Hope you like this one, "The Show n Dough"

bbcard1 03-26-2015 07:24 PM

How about Death to Flying Things. Would also make a good band name.

ejharrington 03-26-2015 07:31 PM

Sky King, Inc.

hank_jp 03-26-2015 08:09 PM

Satchell Pages

Broadleaf 560

Iron Horsefeathers Inc.

Bambino Co.

Major Leaks

Knuckleball Buster

TheBig6 03-26-2015 10:18 PM

Show a little ginger

Let's Play 2

Gas House Gang

DixieBaseball 03-26-2015 10:37 PM

Cool idea...
 
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff_cvc (Post 1394503)
I've been laboring over finding a name for a new corporation I'm forming. I was hoping some of the clever people on here could help out. I thought it might be fun to use an obscure baseball term, name, nickname, basically anything referencing baseball. The corporate name is just used for legal documents and the general public will not be privy unless they really want to pry.

SO, i would love to hear what you got. If I use your name, you will win... Nothing! But, you can have the satisfaction of knowing you are one clever person. ;)

Jeff,
The name of your Corporation could be " One Man In". I have always believed Shoeless Joe was not involved in the Black Sox scandal during the 1919 World series. (Based off his performance, which was stellar) We are all familiar with the baseball words "Eight Men Out", so why not swing the other way, put your support behind Joe in a clever, and a bit ironic way!? Would be especially a good idea if your Corporation is only you. (One Man...) Anyway... I came up with this idea while trying to figure out what to call my Fantasy team. I imagine a few in my fantasy league will get the play on words, and many gloss right over it, but that is ok. That's the point. Baseball, Shoeless Joe, One Man In. ;) --- Joe should be in the Hall!

drmondobueno 03-26-2015 11:20 PM

Humpback liner

Texas leaguer

Left Bench

Grass cutter

Chin music

Double header

Fall classic

The Big Train

Mendoza Line

Baltimore Chop

Bleacher Bums

Jeff_cvc 03-27-2015 12:21 AM

Wow!!
 
What an awesome response!!! You guys are great, thank you for all the great suggestions. The only problem now is which one to choose. I'm leaning towards the baseball/food choices. A decision will be made on Sunday night. This is to much fun to read, we have to keep it going through the weekend.

botport 03-27-2015 05:11 AM

organic
 
In the dirt llc...

I liked home plate a lot also...

7nohitter 03-27-2015 06:50 AM

HighNTight

Long Gone and Hard to Find

Hard Cheese

Joshchisox08 03-27-2015 09:44 AM

???
 
The House that Jeff Built

Can o Corn

You can put it on the Boarrrrrrrrrrrrrd

Duck Snort

Chopper two hopper

He Gone

Gaaaaaaassssss

Sacks packed with Sox

Rack em up

darwinbulldog 03-27-2015 09:46 AM

Assuming the restaurant has a patio,

Juuust a bite outside

baseballart 03-27-2015 10:34 AM

Not related to baseball, but I had a case years ago against a company called Pitard Holdings Ltd. unfortunately we settled, because I was looking forward to my submissions (after a no doubt brilliant cross examination by me) to show that the witness had been hoisted by his own pitard in his testimony

baseballart 03-27-2015 10:34 AM

Duplicate pls delete

bbcard1 03-27-2015 12:20 PM

in 1999, a partner and I organized a very small real estate company which had only really one purpose which was to own the property our business operated in while allow us to own the property independently of the business. Because of this, we named it Ground Zero Development. After 2001, it was not such a clever name.

darwinbulldog 03-27-2015 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbcard1 (Post 1395134)
in 1999, a partner and I organized a very small real estate company which had only really one purpose which was to own the property our business operated in while allow us to own the property independently of the business. Because of this, we named it Ground Zero Development. After 2001, it was not such a clever name.

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/27/ar...s-anthrax.html

jason.1969 03-27-2015 02:38 PM

If you want to be cryptic, you could do T2E2C...and only the kind of folks here would ever know it stood for Tinker to Evers to Chance.

iowadoc77 03-27-2015 02:43 PM

ideas
 
Deadball LLC
Cheap seats LLC

Just a couple thoughts
good luck!

Jeff_cvc 05-30-2015 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintagecatcher (Post 1394555)
How about High Heat!

Baseball and Food reference.


Patrick

After much contemplation, I have finally selected a winner. I wanted to wait and announce the new corporate name, after it was officially registered. (I was actually surprised that it was available). Congratulations to Patrick, HIGH HEAT INC is the podium winner.

There were so many awesome suggestions, thank you to everyone that participated. Patrick, if you are ever in Denver, please allow me to treat you to a free meal.

Thanks again to everyone, your ideas and cleverness had me laughing and always in anticipation on the next post.


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