OT: Baseball Humor

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How about some baseball humor to put a smile on our faces. Share some of your favorite baseball stories or jokes.

Just saw this one today for the first time.

Their entire adult lives, Kevin and John discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Kevin passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankees victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy John awoke to the sound of Kevin's voice from beyond. "Kevin is that you?" John asked. "Of course its me," Kevin replied. "This is unbelievable!" John exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, John." "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "You're pitching tomorrow night."