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Posted By: jay behrens 

I don't know about anyone else, but as far as I am concerned, Dr Koos has worn out his welcome.

Elliot- feel free to start deleting all posts from Dr Koos that have nothing to do with cards or the topic being discussed. Same goes for scott or anyone else that decides they need to take a potshot at anyone. It's time to bring a little sanity back to the board.

Jay

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Posted By: leon

I really don't care to take sides on any issue between any board members. I have enough of my own. I do think that anyone that needs to keep bashing the ole dead horse needs to be eradicated (in an editorial sense ) .I logged on this morning ( he said "logged on, how easily I amuse myself ) and knew this childish crap would probably be dragged on. I am about sick and tired of the **it too....I don't remember seeing a first jab in the last Dr.Koos foray AND I would defintitely agree with deletions....I think this has gone about 25% as far as the old Fullcount board. And that is 24% too much.....back to cards....A small statement about the Mastro catalogue.....I, too, wish that they would break up lots a little more....but I do understand the thinking......best .....

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Posted By: Dr.Koos

...about a Physician that I believed was the 'Roy Hobbs' of his genre. A genius, the best I've ever seen, and the in my opinion, the best there'll ever be. A REAL-LIFE natural. He possessed the ability to alleviate symptoms and effect cures without even touching so much as his stethoscope or Rx pad. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it possible. One day, an adolescent of approx. 16 years of age was processed through the Triage with complaints of severe chest pains and shortness of breath. I was preparing to perform the preliminaries when my mentor entered the examination area abruptly, imposing as he was at 6'3", 250+ lbs., looking more like a linebacker wearing a lab coat than a Medical practicioner. He took ONE look at the patient sitting on the examination table and said, "Oh CHRIST!", spun on his heel and stormed back out, then seconds later, re-emerged through the curtains and said to me, "I'll handle THIS one". I stood back, eager to see "the Master Blaster" at work. He strode over to the kid, stood directly in front of him and said, "C'MON, C'MON, What is it? What's going on? What's your problem". The kid, now looking even MORE nervous and desperate than when I saw him first brought in, sensed "the Master Blaster's" impatience and blurted out as fast as he possibly could, "Pains in chest, can't breathe!". The cagey Doc made that particular head motion that one affects when they hear something implausable in lieu of saying, "WHAAAAAAAT???", took one step back and looked his patient up and down just once, and then re-closed the gap between himself and the youth firmly stating, "NO YOU DON'T! You're FINE". Now spinning on his heel again and exiting the area, this time for good, he concluded his diagnosis with, "Put your clothes back on and get the Hell out of here...NOW!". I was stunned. The patient was stunned. Not really expecting a positive answer, I fumbled, "Well, do you feel any better?". The kid took a deep breath and said, " Er'.....Yeah!". And he LOOKED 100% better, the color back in his cheeks as well, as he hopped down off the table seemingly ready to wrestle his weight in wildcats!
My point is that instead of criticizing Elliot for HIS decision making capabilities in editing HIS Board, Elliot should get the Nobel Prize!! Through his Board, I was able to effectively induce RunScott to confront his inner demons through his hatred for me. Think of the strides that he and Brueso have made in these past 10 days in both becoming MEN! And I didn't even need a stethoscope or my Rx pad to do it either. Just waving the Pro Mantle in front of their faces, followed by a few truthful, accurate observations was incentive enough to induce their gonad re-generation phase and initiate their healing process!

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Posted By: jay behrens

I in no way was critisizing Elliot for the way he runs the board. And I certainly don't expect him to monitor it 24 hours a day. So if you idiotic ramblings happen to stay on the board for a few days, I atribute it to the fact that Elliot is enjoying his life away from the board.

Instead of making another inane post, why not heed my words and save the Elliot the job of deleting your posts and don't post anything here unless you have something relevant to say in regards to vintage cards.

This is the only response I will make on this thread to you since, if you do respond, it'll just prove that you have no desire to be an actual contributor to this great board, but rather the pariah that you have proven to be so far. If you really feel the need to continue to attack people, then do as I suggested, start your own usenet group, or if you can't figure out how to do that, then jive alt.flame a try and see just well you really measure up. I doubt you last very long there.

Jay- has no doubt that the Doktor's role model is Comic Shop Guy from the Simpsons

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Posted By: Dr.Koos

..like yourself, who choose to enter attack mode through a safe distance from behind the security of their monitor. This distance, imparts one with a sense of untouchability, inaccountablilty, and omnipotence (or is it in YOUR case..impotence??) as you arrange your "all work and no play make Jack a dull boy" sentences into geometrically uncreative paragraphs. What you fail to see, is that for all your posturing, postulating and pontificating, even though you do so on unsubstantiated beliefs, you're NOTHING (NO THING) without the presence of the MAN, willing to BACK up the intent behind your words. If you wish to stick your pencil neck out from behind RunScott and Brueso (who have earned a small measure of my respect for showing they can take an occassional jab while ineffectively attempting to hammer away at an immovable object) and take a few "pot-shots" yourself, that's one thing..but NOW? Now that all of the heavy artillery has been deployed...NOW, you want to get a few pokes in and attempt rattling my cage while the troops are assessing damages? You're the biggest coward of them all. The Grand Dragon of WIMPS. Where were ya' when the missiles were flying. Now that it's OVER, and we're down to the Cracker Balls and sparklers...NOW you want to "mix it up"?? Don't strain yourself Jay. The next time you get the urge to post this sort of nonsensical prattling, REST...until the urge dissipates. You'll thank yourself later on.