OLBERMANN VOTED SEXIEST NEWSCASTER

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Posted By: Jay Miller 

Hey, isn't this great news for us card nerds. One of our brethren is considered sexy by the general public. Maybe Keith will get a Playgirl centerfold like Burt Reynolds did once and Keith can cover the appropriate area with an Old Judge card.

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Posted By: Hal Lewis

Is there a "Buck 'Naked' Ewing with his two mascots" card?

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Posted By: Jay Miller

No, but there is a Peek-A-Boo Veach

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Posted By: Julie

for other players as well...just keep an eye on Leland's--they usually come up with something salacious once in an auction.

Of course being voted "sexy" is not the same thing as being smutty.

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Posted By: Chris

"Keith can cover the appropriate area with an Old Judge card."

For Keith's sake, I hope it takes more than an Old Judge to cover the appropriate area...

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Posted By: Kevin Cummings

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

I hope (for all our sakes) he covers up with an N173 instead on an N172!

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Posted By: Bryan

Maybe an old judge cabinet would work for Keith. We don't want to give him too much credit.

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Posted By: Jay Miller

If it's an N172 it should probably be Little Nick.

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Posted By: Chris

If all it takes is an OJ, he should be forbidden from using "Long John" Reilly...

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Posted By: Jay Miller

Or Jumbo Schoeneck

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Posted By: leon

If he's Jewish it needs to be a "trimmed" card.....

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Posted By: Brian H (misunderestimated)

I don't know about "sexy" but I do think Keith is a very good newscaster.

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Posted By: Hal Lewis

Is there a card of Uncle Fester??

(bald-headed guy in a turtleneck)

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Posted By: Anonymous

I think a W555 card will cover him fine.

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Posted By: Julie Vognar

Hey, who is Keith Obermann anyway? He talks about vintage cards on the radio, or BORING things like politics?

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Posted By: FatBoy

John Madden was ROBBED!

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Posted By: Julie Vognar

.......

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Posted By: jay behrens

Julie, isn't Cromatie a magnet? I used to own one exactly like that, that way a magnet

Jay

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Wierd, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

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Posted By: Julie

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Posted By: brian p

Always be wary of newscasters with magnetic Cromarties.

Brian

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Posted By: Cy

Hal,

Here is Uncle fester on a card. And this is the original Fester from the 1964 Addams family set (One of my favorite non-sports sets).



Cy

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Posted By: Ben

The Addams family started,
When uncle Fester farted,
And drove them all retarded,
The Addams fa-mi-ly

da da da da snap snap, da da da da snap snap,
da da da da, da da da da, da da da da snap snap (harpsichord)

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Posted By: Jay Miller

They're creepy and peverted
It festered when inserted
Begun when Gomez squirted
The Addams Family

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Posted By: Hal Lewis

Thanks Cy!!!

That card is EXACTLY what I was picturing!

I only hope that Keith Olberman is reading this thread and enjoying it as much as we are.

Knowing his sense of humor, he is probably posting to the thread himself under false names!!

We only joke because we care, K.O. !!

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Posted By: Chris B.

Anyone know if Olbermann lurks or has ever posted here, or is he too busy fending off sexy-newscaster groupies?

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Posted By: john/z28jd

I know he doesnt answer emails from me,i think you have to be considered an elite collector to hear from him.He has 2 email addresses,but you have to fill out a collection appraisal form first and then you get the appropriate one.

I know he wont be emailing me back anytime soon especially after i outbid him on an old judge card on ebay....guh

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Posted By: Adam J. Moraine

Not with standing, wouldn't it be embarrassing if Olbermann had to cover up with a T- 206 card?It wouldn't say much about his "assets". I wonder what Mrs. Olbermann(his wife) think about this?

Best Regards,

Adam J. Moraine

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Posted By: Max

...that this thread doesn't degenerate (if such further degeneration could be possible) into who is the sexiest VBC Forum member.

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Posted By: He doesn't really exist

There really is no Keith Olbermann that collects N172 cards - he's an alter ego of Jay Miller. You see Jay wants some competition in the Old Judge wars and nobody can provide that so he created Keith. He took the image of Olbermann and created a new identity. This is something close to identity theft but Jay has his bases covered.

In an effort to keep those hideous OJ cards on the forefront of the collecting universe he bids against himself in auctions and even sells himself cards and tells everyone that he sold the cards to Keith for more than what he paid for them.

In reality we don't know who has the better OJ collection, Keith or Jay but it wouldn't seem to matter since they are both so advanced and they are the same person anyway. They are the only two at the far end of the bell curve of OJ collectors.

Jay - look in the mirror and see if you see a person with a better collection or more assets to build the ultimate collection of OJs. Keith - look at Jay and tell us what you really see. Jay, help is only a phone call and a few lithium tablets away.

Jay, when does the charade end? Do you think that people really think that the real Keith Olbermann is a nerdy card collector? We know better, image is everything and being a closet card collector just doesn't seem to be in the real resume of one Keith Olbermann.

By the way, that was a pretty interesting verse to the Adams Family tune.

OK, before everyone gets too excited and gets their panties in a bind, please note that this posting was intended for cheap entertainment value only - no dis/r-e-s-p-e-c-t intended for either of the OJ GIANTS.

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Posted By: Jay Miller

Drat! I have been discovered. Hopefully no one will notice that I also created Chad Drier. The only thing I still need to work on is to recreate for myself the success of my creations.
Thanks for the compliment on the verse. Ben was my inspiration.

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Posted By: shecky

'tis too starved a subject for my sword

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Posted By: Anonymous

I understand he has a complete set of T207s..His article on T205 in a last years Beckett vintage was weak.