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Posted By: jay behrens

That's the strangest looking bird I've ever seen. Thought maybe it was a praying mantis he was holding, but I guess it's a bird.

Jay

Recently there was a fistfight between fans and players at a professional basketball game. Not to be outdone, the National Hockey League has announced that when they resume their season, not only will several fans be beaten every period, but one lucky fan each game will be run over by the Zamboni.