My not so short answer is NO...to beaters and uglies.
I realize that I am in a very small minority on this board, but I never and never will buy a drink for an ugly girl...even at quarter 'til closing.
I also realize that the pretty ones I do buy drinks for may (and frequently do) leave with someone else.
It's just hard enough for me to look in the mirror...
And all these standards are especially true for historic pieces of cardboard.
