Throw out some of her favorite clothes!!
Tell her she has more than enough!!
Follow up by telling her your doing it to make room for all the things you are now going to have to buy from the auction because now you can't just look at the pictures!!!!
I also loved some of the earlier suggestions:
Tell her she's right - you have too much sports memorabilia, so you are not going to get any more, but will be starting a porn collection instead!
Loved the victorias secret idea....
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