So this young couple meets in Vegas, falls madly in love, gets married at a drive through and is honeymooning at the Luxor pool the next day.
As they sunbathe, the man gets up walks to the diving board, and throws a double backflip, perfectly cutting into the water. As he walks back the lady says "wow, that's incredible!" He smugly replies "I was a champion diver in college, I imagine we'll be learning a lot about each other in the coming months"
Not to be outdone, the wife dives into the Olympic pool and swims two laps, underwater, without taking a breath. "Incredible! you must have been a champion swimmer" says the husband.
"Nope, I was a call girl in Memphis, but I had to work both sides of the river".
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