In my next life I'm coming back as a TPG.
If you pay for 15 day service and I get it back to you in a month, who cares. Screw you.
If you pay me to put a card in a holder and I do it poorly and the card is swimming around crooked, who cares. Screw you.
If you pay me to authenticate an autograph and I get snooked by some dude living in his mothers' basement with a few sharpee pens, who cares. Screw you.
And I have so many people lined up out the door for this wonderful service and I can barely deal with them.
God bless America.
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