Posted By:
bruce DorskindThe Last Lecture- Skidmore Style
Much has been written about the physics of hitting a baseball
In his never-ending quest to produce a piece of research that would enable
him to be considered for a full professorship (perhaps when Al Sharpton becomes
President of the University).we assume that Dr. Leftfield, leveraging
his Network 54 sign on (murders row), commissioned a selection
of his Skidmore Groupies to experiment with swinging a bat.
They obviously thought his skull was a ball and they swung away.
Thus the damage to his "mind" and the distaste for all things that are RiGHT
with America.
Of course, physics can unravel a number of mysteries...however, it can not
repair a distorted mind .
Too bad the students didn't swing a little harder. We could have moved Dr. Leftfield
from the classroom to the ancient history books- clearly where he belongs.
Bruce Dorskind
America's Toughest Want List