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Posted By: David

Pro Albert arguments:

1) Made sure the neighborhood trick or treaters ran of those exrra candy calories.
2) Performed free chiropractics on 2nd basemen
3) If you poked holes in his bat, you could play it like a flute
5) Unlike Ty Cobb, he only threw his helmet at handicapped fans who heckled him.
6) You could always trust his word. When he said he was going to beat the crap out of you, he did.
7) His over priced salary keep Peter Angelos from mispending money on other players.