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Posted By: runscott

Monday I was dog-sitting my girlfriend's new dog and she ate the cover off a baseball that my grandfather gave my mother when she was a child. She actually pulled it out of my coffee table, from beneath the glass, while a tennis ball sat right next to her unmolested. Another dog was in surgery this morning to have its eyeball removed after the baseball-chewing dog pulled it partially out last Friday - thus, the dog-sitting. But it really is a sweet little puppy (I say as I step around a massive puddle of pee in my carpet).

So I'm typing to keep from screaming!