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E, DanielThere are many funny stories about me, but very few I find funny though,
When I was a little over 2 years old, my mum tells me she noticed I was running around the house saying "**** I'm Late, **** I'm Late" while searching for something or other. Her concern lasted a full 30 minutes as guests were coming that night for dinner, and she began to imagine having stern words with the Nun who ran my pre-school over language in the play yard.
And then the light bulb went off, and she realized that I was merely repeating what she in fact mumbled every morning as she got ready to go to work.
So kids, blow jobs are in fact proffessional occupations that require satchmo style cheeks and the ability to chew 6 pieces of bubble yum while producing minimum radius bubbles of no less than 6 inches. Did I say 6 inches, I meant 9.....
Daniel