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warshawlawThis was on Bill Maher's Real Time show on HBO last Friday:
"New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men."
Now I am the farthest thing from gay ("Not that there's anything wrong with it" --Seinfeld) but I'd rather look at a picture of Ty Cobb than that scary harpie Ann Coulter any day; I'd bet she could kick ol' Ty's butt up and down the street any day of the week.
What I'd really like to see is a death cage match between Coulter and Arianna Huffington 