Posted By:
Al C.risafulli
Maybe I'll call ESPN and tell them I have wings on my back, but the bird-watching community keeps telling me they're just shoulder blades. My doctor tells me they were made at the same time as the rest of my body so they must be wings. Damn bird-watchers hate Italians.
Evidently ESPN likes its investigative journalists to stay outside their areas of expertise, so maybe they'll send Keith Olbermann out to do the story on my wings.
-Al