Ohh Yeah!
"True Story..."
While I was Station'd in San Diego,
I Had a Good Friend with this Illuminating Name!
Upon His Transfer from the Submarine Tender USS McKee...
I Had a Female Shipmate Standin Watch wit me early am!
And Get THiS... Her Last Name was Seaman
& So She Went By "Seaman Seaman" ...
At About 0700 I Had Her Announce Petty Officer "Mike Hunt Departing"
(She was Completely Oblivious to what she was doing!)
And Of Course that morning at Chow
She held a Standing Ovation on the Mess Decks fir a Good Long time!
The Laughter Continued All THaT DaY!
Once She was Told of Her Mornings Entertaining 1MC Announcement
(The 1MC is the Ship~wide Communication System So the Entire Crew of about 1200 was Made Aware of it's Contents!!!)
"Seaman Seaman's" Peachy Pale White Minnesota Beauty
Was Covered like a Strawberry fir Good Long While!!!
Needless ta Say I Paid a Small Price
Fir GiViN Her the Order to Make Such an Announcement...
Well Worth the Beginning of the Day After Duty
& a NiCe Send Off to a Good Ole' Shipmate InDeeD
