Graig:
Very gracious and classy to acknowledge everyone like that. I really like your Big Red Machine idea. So I'll take the job of writing copy for 9 years, and we can start with Perez in "year one".
Then Bench, Morgan, Rose, Foster, Concepcion, Griffey and Geronimo (in that order). For year 9, let's do a painting of Sparky (since those teams had no pitching, anyway).
Sound ok? I don't know what the hell I could do to hold up my end of the bargain, but it would have to be pretty monumental
