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Posted By: warshawlaw

Marriage is an institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Can I buy back my introduction to you?

I've had a lovely evening...but this wasn't it.

Go, and darken my towels no more.

To our wives and grilfriends...may they never meet!



Edited to add: Yeah, I'm a fan. Hooray for Captain Spalding!