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MVSNYCDoug...i like where you're going with this...
-If you have five dollars and Barry has five dollars, Barry has more money than you.
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Barry's computer. Barry is always in control.
-Apple pays Barry .99 cents every time he listens to a song.
-Barry can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Barry can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Barry is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Barry destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Barry can kill two stones with one bird.
Barry is Aces.