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Posted By: Ryan Christoff

Here is Rosen's REAL new look. The bald head and chic glasses were only a cover up for his new ultra-pink hue:




I noticed these while playing Candyland with my 3 year-old son. Above is from the box. Below is from the game board. I swear those are real. I did not make them up. My wife couldn't figure out how a game of Candyland could make a grown man laugh out loud. By the way, nice swing, Alan!



No need to go into detail about my Mr. Mint story since it's clear that everyone except Danny (kidding Dan) was treated the same way. I'll just say that it was the early 1980's, I was probably around 14 year-old, and I will never forget it. While the same could be said for me losing my virginity, this was an altogether different kind of screwing courtesy of Mr. Mint, himself.

It's too bad kids you get over on grow up and become adults, isn't it?

-Ryan