I will admit that for some special things, little needs to be said, unless you're discoursing on the history of that special thing.
Maybe he was in a big hurry.
If he was not in a big hurry, nor drunk as a skunk, and lucid, his eBay entry title leaves me at a loss of words, save one simple question.
How in the world did this idiot achieve 12 prior sales?!#*?
---Brian Powell