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Posted By: Jon Canfield

Another great sports episode:

Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't --
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil
wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but
hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth.